The Power of Ten?
10 God made me do it
9 Words suck! numbers rule!
8 They’re web-friendly
7 Branding, Branding, Branding
6 Beacuse that OTHER guy is a moron
5 Because we crave Justice
4 To remember (and to forget)
3 Because the Universe is random and senseless
2 Because life is short
1 Beacuse if you put numbers on it people will read anything, however trite, trivial, and insipid from beginning to end
Now I cant claim that list. James Poniewozik wrote it but I think its funny
heres the link ( you’ll have to scroll down to read it)
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1694466,00.html
oh and for all you reporters let em make it a question
what do you think about the list?
Silver if you click the link and read …you’ll soon see what I’m getting at
are u trying to teach us r&s’rs how to count down from 10? 
haha i think its working….
)O(
Edit: okay, i gave in and read the link…. what do i think of it? I think it makes perfect sense. 
and yes, it is funny! lol
)O(
The Complete Idiots Guide to the New World Order